A school district in Delaware has wisely bounced a 6-year-old troublemaker who's probably got some fierce-looking tats under that Crips shirt. From the New York Times:
Zachary’s offense? Taking a camping utensil that can serve as a knife, fork and spoon to school. He was so excited about recently joining the Cub Scouts that he wanted to use it at lunch. School officials concluded that he had violated their zero-tolerance policy on weapons, and Zachary was suspended and now faces 45 days in the district’s reform school.
Next: the confiscation of boys' belts and shoelaces to fight the epidemic of garrotings in the 2nd grade.